‘Twas the Night Before Nothing

'Twas the night before Nothing and all through the land,
The liberals were giddy now that Christmas was banned;
No stockings to hang, no presents to buy ,
As good ol’ Saint Nick had been hung out to dry;

The children were now all wards of the state,
As government rationed their food and their fate;
God had been banned, the Bible condemned,

By judges and teachers who common sense offends,
No candy, no cookies and certainly no trees,

As the ACLU outlawed Christmas with judicial decree;

As I sat in the ER amidst government squalor,

I heard in the distance a very loud holler; 

I jumped to my feet and looked all around,

I stared out the window toward the oncoming sound;

The moon on the breast of the fast melting snow,

Made Al Gore believe global warming lie just below;

When what to my wondering eyes should I see,

But a long black limo with Teddy Kennedy;

But he wasn’t alone, he had a drink and a date,

Who’d probably end up swimming, meeting her fate;
 Along for the ride, his coursers they came,

They were bound to George Soros and shackled in chains;

"Now, Kucinich! now,Carter! Now, Clinton and Kerry!
On, Boxer! on Edwards! on, Obama and Harry!
To the top of the courts! To rebuilding the wall!
Bring on the Marxism for not one but all!"

Burquas had now become part of the land,

The liberal solution to multicultural demand;

Ebonics education and Spanish at work,

If you don’t comply, liberals call you a jerk;

Government knows best, so don’t try to defend,

Freedom of speech which liberals say can offend;

First they banned Christmas, then planes and then cars,

Except for the leer jets liberals fly near and far;

We tried to fight back to save our homeland,

But the courts and the liberals made sure all guns were banned;

Our culture, our nation and our flag were in shreds,

As liberals controlled the media that brainwashed our heads;

Parents were banned from raising their young,

As government schools turned their brains into dung;

God was kicked out of the pledge to the flag,

While children were expelled for playing Dodgeball and tag;

Houses were seized, transfats were banned,

Plastic was outlawed and so was owning land;

Uttering the word God landed you in jail,

If you prayed in a school, then you surely would fail;

Dependence was the norm in this once great land,

Where government saw to it that freedom was banned;

People got to their knees and snuck in a prayer,

Seeking salvation from this awful affair;

But alas rose a hero, the kind liberals dread,

Who fought with a vengeance, shooting liberalism in the head;

Christmas was back, so were my guns,

Freedom of speech and justice for everyone;

His name was Common Sense who we had long feared dead,

But he rose from the ashes, his will to be fed;

Real Americans rose up, once and for all,

To silence the evil that had made freedom fall;

It takes not a village, which we burned clear to the ground,

Because we can only raise kids with a mom and dad around;

We drilled for oil in the tundra up there,

Now the terrorists are starving and we really don’t care;

The border is sealed once and for all,

There’s no more illegals working at the mall;

Our kids get a choice in where they go to school,

No longer the prisoners of the government fool;

The liberals were scared, since they can’t compete,

In the arena of ideas where they suffer defeat;

Their hatred of freedom was soon put to bed

As Common Sense ruled in the land they now dread.

The next thing we’ll do is win the Fair Tax fight,
and wish everyone Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.

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