The White House in their never ending quest to pacify terrorists has released classified documents describing in detail the interrogation methods used against Islamic fascists.   After I laughed myself silly at what emasculated liberals describe as torture I came to the stark realization that my dog may get worse treatment when he steals food off the kitchen counter. 

First is the insult slap, designed to induce shock or surprise. This is followed by a facial grasp, where open palms are used to hold the terrorists face in place.   I’m not sure what happens when he spits at the interrogator but I sure hope that a quick knee between the legs gets his attention.  

Next is the attention grasp where the terrorist is grabbed on each side of the collar bone, sort of like parents do to their kids when they don’t listen.   Then comes “walling” where the criminal is pushed into a taxpayer funded flexible wall because our government feels that the real walls just aren’t good enough.   I’m quite sure that the brick and mortar down at Club Gitmo, also paid for with our tax dollars, would work just fine to draw some blood. 

Some terrorists have been confined to cramped places that are “usually dark” while others were put into boxes with harmless insects.   Oh, the travesty.   These criminals, whose own version of interrogation involves hacking off limbs while extolling the virtues of Islam were also put into stress positions where they had to kneel on the floor and lean back at a 45 degree angle.   Now that strikes me as a great position for putting a boot to Habib’s chin and knocking out some teeth. 

It gets even worse in the eyes of liberals who are forlorn at the idea of an Islamic fascist being deprived of sleep. Liberals say nary a word when these goons fly airplanes into tall buildings but all hell breaks loose of they are deprived of a good round of shuteye. 

Of course the king of all torture methods used by our stellar intelligence operatives is “waterboarding” which involves laying the terrorist on a board and placing a wet cloth over his nose and mouth creating the perception of drowning.   Wouldn’t it just make sense to save time and money by just drowning them for real instead of buying them prayer rugs and Koran’s? 

So once again, we are witnessing the leader of the free world capitulating to the sworn enemies of America, be they domesticated liberals or foreign fascists.   Mind you, I am sure that the Taliban isn’t spending a lot of time worrying about how to be gentle to the POW’s sitting in their caves and certainly our being pansies isn’t going to get them to do the same. 

I’m really not sure when we forgot how to win wars, but in this one we have a distinct advantage. We are facing an enemy that operates under no flag and therefore is not entitled to Geneva Convention Protections.   These enemies are human trash and need to be treated as such.   We need to use any means possible to extract information, up to and including ending their miserable existence.